Online Bingo in the UK is making its mark, so much so that it is being reported in the impressive American publication the Fortification Street Journal. If you haven’t heard about The Underground Online Bingo Club yet then you soon will do, as it is currently expanding rapidly. This is bingo like you have never seen before at a local Lady Love Bingo club and surely not for the fearful, the rules are pretty offensive maintaining that no old people are allowed, no work suits, no stag parties, no hen parties and no uninteresting people (some rules we can’t even mention because of the language). The group behind the Online Bingo clubs also state conceitedly there is no customer facility, so if you are a participant who likes a gripe then this is no bingo club for you.
Underground bingo,
getting down.
In fact the Underground Online Bingo Club is almost an dishonest
admiring / warehouse celebration which meets full force with a thrash metal,
punk rock gig with a few random bingo
games chucked in for good measure and if
you are older than your twenties then you will probably want to stay away – as
it looks pretty scary. This isn’t bingo
aimed at the traditional bingo player, this is Online Bingo which has had the
heart and the soul ripped out of it and given a large dose of dirty street
cred. The locations are top secret and
all have labels like ‘Section Watch Meeting’ or ‘People Memory Meeting’, and
are now held in secret sites in and around London, Brighton, Nottingham,
Manchester, Bristol and meetings have now even reached New York! There is no
seating at the Online Bingo club, as the bingo clubbers like to dance and move
freely, painting graffiti on each other with their bingo daubers, they don’t
play for the cash either. Prizes might be
a teddy bear or other random object from a popular online gadget shop, they
don’t play bingo to win though the bingo welcome bonus play because they can.
Lots of effing and leafing
but not much online bingo
To lift a short extract from The Underground Online Bingo
Club website, it states:
‘You won’t see us but we’re everywhere. You won’t hear us
but we’re right behind you. We’re all over and nowhere, but wherever we are
we’re playing dirty, Online Bingo on the down low.
We know it’s wrong.
But it feels so right.
And they can’t stop us.’
Be scared, be very scared, and as this could be the future
of online bingo – and I have to say I for one would plentiful rather be playing
at Lady Love Bingo any day of the week! Don’t have visions!
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